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superwhitegirlproblems:

so many kind, sweet messages. i love you all very much.

for those of you asking for our personals:

myself: fagpuff.tumblr.com
jacqueline: dingyfeathers.tumblr.com


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Fandoms are special. We squeal, freak out, and cry together. One day in the future, you might just be working in your 9-to-5 office, lazing away the day. Something will spark in your memory, and you’ll type in that familiar URL. The blogs you never unfollowed will be untouched and pristine on your dash. Many of your friends have grown up as well, but you still can’t help but look at all the people you used to talk to all those years ago. Things will come flooding back, and you’ll remember those years spent on your computer, laughing and yelling and agreeing as people just went crazy. You’ll remember those nights you spent up all night with your friend, talking about the traits of a certain character, or how great it would be if this or that happened. You’ll recall those awesome blogs you always admired. You’ll feel a brief moment of nostalgia. You’ll click back to your dash- it’s empty now. Without a moment’s hesitation, you’ll go and type out, “Hey, is anyone out there?”, and just like all those years ago, you’ll eagerly await a response.

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lilaira: quantumeagle: Abandoned Tumblr (idea sort of came from here) AWESOME…

lilaira:

quantumeagle:

Abandoned Tumblr (idea sort of came from here)

AWESOME…

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source-1d:

The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction [x]

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j9tigger: lolsofunny: Let’s not beat around the bush here… OR SHALL WE?! Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean? I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit. And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding. And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe. And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say, “For the fighting spirit.” ^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars. That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit… What are you talking about? I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time. Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial? What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse. reblogging for the priceless notes The Tampocalypse FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT. Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box” IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!! IT’S A WAR! IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT! Tampocalypse. I love the internet.  I would buy the shit outta that. This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this. I stopped breathing for a minute or two.

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.


This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

I stopped breathing for a minute or two.

(Source: adventuresofbetahugh, via laughcentre)


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j9tigger: lolsofunny: Let’s not beat around the bush here… OR SHALL WE?! Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean? I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit. And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding. And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe. And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say, “For the fighting spirit.” ^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars. That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit… What are you talking about? I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time. Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial? What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse. reblogging for the priceless notes The Tampocalypse FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT. Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box” IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!! IT’S A WAR! IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT! Tampocalypse. I love the internet.  I would buy the shit outta that. This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.


This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

(Source: adventuresofbetahugh, via laughcentre)


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one direction golden moments
zayn: we were in malabami
liam: portugal? they speak spanish there right?
niall: today was a busy week for us
zayn: connecticut! my town!
harry: i was wearing new jeans today and have just realized i went the whole day with the sticker on my leg..
niall (on his pet hates): rabbits. they are pointless. do nothing
zayn: avocados are my new favorite vegetable!
louis: do you mean the full breast or just the nipple?
liam: where is venezuela on the map?
harry: *tweets his own instagram*

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swaggie:

Google Translator singing Boyfriend

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10knotes:

 

I got in a 4 car pile-up when I was sixteen, like, on my 2nd week of driving.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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ollymurs:

but when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell you dont know ohohhh

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